Friday, February 8, 2008

Portia Surreal the Topless DJ

I've never seen a DJ that looks this good, probably because I've never been to a club in Macedonia, where Portia Surreal is from.

If you're ever in Europe, make sure to stop and see this beauty.




Download the Portia Surreal Gallery (ZIP)

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Craigslist Mom Goes Down for a Nintendo Wii

Her kids must have done something right this year .. this young mother seems determined to get her offspring a new-fangled Nintendo Wii console, no matter how extreme the cost.

xerel said: "So i managed to purchase an extra wii and was going to sell it on craigslist to pay for my first one. Everything was going fine until i recieved a email from EDITED. Well this person wanted a Wii far to badly and offered sexual services. Never planned on doing this, but i had to play along to see how crazy this person was. More than likely she was going to have her pimp show up and mug me. Also if someone can show me a place to upload pictures with some stuff that may be considered to be pornographic i will upload them because this is hilarious."

Sent: Wednesday, December 20, 2006 7:09 PM
Subject: Wii

Looking for a Wii. Willing to pay $250 for the Wii and if you are a guy, over 18, a bj to completion. I am a mid-30s woman, cute, brunette, and for real. Let me know.

Sent: Wednesday, December 20, 2006 7:32 PM
Subject: Re: Wii

Picture?

Sent: Wednesday, December 20, 2006 7:37 PM
Subject: Re: Wii

Do you still have the Wii? Here's a picture.

(This first picture is of her laying down on her stomach with a thong on)

Sent: Wednesday, December 20, 2006 7:48 PM
Subject: Re: Wii

Here's what I can do. My kids really want the Wii.

(She sent another picture which was of her going down on someone but the face cant be made out. Also your doing this for your kids......)SORTA GRAPHIC

Sent: Wednesday, December 20, 2006 8:00 PM
Subject: Re: Wii

Im going to need a picture with todays date in the background to prove you are a real person. (Was calling her bluff this was just someone planning a mugging)

Sent: Wednesday, December 20, 2006 8:26 PM
Subject: Re: Wii

I could use my camera phone? A digital pic I could fake if I changed the date on the camera. Which would you prefer? I can take a phone pic and forward it by e-mail. (This is when it become far to creepy. She was actually saying something you could believe to be real)

Sent: Wednesday, December 20, 2006 10:05 PM
Subject: Re: Wii

Well can you take the picture of you with like a computer showing the date in the background? (Haha still calling her bluff)

Sent: Wednesday, December 20, 2006 10:37 PM
Subject: Re: Wii

How about a pic of the TV with the date in the background?

(This picture is of her breasts and the TV Guide station in the background with todays date. It could have been photoshopped not sure)

Sent: Wednesday, December 20, 2006 11:03 PM
Subject: Re: Wii

I like what I see so far and this seems to be turning into a great deal. But im worried because I havent seen any photos with your body and your face. I dont want to show up and be forced to leave based on a bad deal I made.

SOURCE: http://www.taultunleashed.com/phpbb2/about41944.html